The DeHoff Circus

Sunday School

2012-01-08T12:30:00.000-08:00

Maura was a very observant girl at church this week:

So I was going around the house, straightening up, and Maura was talking at me. I say AT me because I wasn't really listening all that much. She just talks SO much, and I like quiet.

So she's going on when I get a little clip of something she said. Something about a new face...

Me: What?

Maura: The man who was burned in the face with the electrical wiring. Like in a house.

Me: What house?

Maura: At church, but he got a new face. It was a better face.

At this point I am thinking she is relaying a prayer request from a classmate in Sunday school. So I ask her where she heard this story.

Maura: At church. I read it in the newspaper we used for painting on.

Peat & Repeat

2011-12-27T05:50:00.000-08:00

Our trip, again

2011-12-09T11:21:00.000-08:00

After our holiday, we left on Sunday morning. We encountered this guy shortly into our trip, and had to get some pictures:

We went through the town of Witmer, PA. There was nobody at the fire station, but we got a good picture:

Then on our way out of town, we noticed this little gem:

That about sums up our travels. I cannot wait for our next trip.

Still our trip....

2011-12-06T05:18:00.000-08:00

While we were staying in a big house, it wasn't a hotel, so there had to be some bunking together. The kids and Zach & I were in Nicholas' room. He has a really neat BOY room. The bed was a double (I think), so the kids slept on that while Zach and I were on an air mattress on the floor.

During the day, the boys would play basketball, using our bed to reach the goal better. At one point the girls were doing something with hair and jewelry.....and glitter. We had very sparkly pillows.

Since it was a good ol' fashioned family holiday, there was a four day continuous Nerf war. I think everybody got shot at least once. This was Tristin's favorite activity.

shooting the cat

shooting the dog

We had a family dinner with a bunch I family we didn't know, but it was very nice.

Heather wanted to get something that went on sale Thanksgiving night, so I said I would go with her. I got some hot black friday items..... mascara, dishcloths, a couple things for the dog..... Anyway, the kids were at the house with Grandma, Uncle Seth and cousin Phoebe. The big boys were out trying to get a new 'tradition' going. when we got home, the kids were tired. Nicholas fell asleep and was in bed. Jessica, Maura & Tristin were watching tv. Maura is asleep, with Tristin & Jessica not far behind.

Here are some random pictures of our visit. Kids, eating, kids eating, napping, and just fun times together.

Our trip #3

2011-12-05T14:50:00.000-08:00

After Hershey, we were supposed to go visit Zach's aunt, but she had come down with a bug. We continued north and ended up just outside of Bloomsburg, PA. This is where Zach's other aunt lives, who we had met/visited in May. Her oldest was just getting over a bug, so we stayed in a hotel that night. It was fun for us all. The kids got to eat Happy Meals and watch cartoons, and Zach & I laid in bed and read. I love vacation.

The next morning, we got ready and headed to Aunt Heather & Uncle Rich's house. The 'real Pennsylvania' according to Tristin.

We got there and visited for a little bit, then the kids & I went with Heather to pick up Nick & Jessica from school. They we excited to see each other and the girls walked to the car hand in hand. It was just a cute, loving act on both parts.

I basically didn't see my children for 4 days. They played together so well, and just being with family in one big house was great. We really don't get that experience often, so we enjoyed it. I have a few different stories about our stay, but will save them for the next post.

Our Trip, #2

2011-12-01T12:18:00.000-08:00

After we departed from the grandparents, we headed north, to Hershey, PA. If we had more money (a lot more money) we would have stayed in Hershey for the night, and done a few more of the attractions. It is a neat place anyway (I remember being there when I was about 12), and it was decorated for Christmas, and that makes anything more magical.

Given our time and funds, we took the riding 'factory' tour, and waked around the gift/shopping area. The kids had a ball. Of course, Zach and I had fun also! This is a candy/gingerbread house they had set up. It was ALL candy. It was amazing. Even the reindeer were covered with candy.

Maura & Tristin going for samples....
can you imagine the sugar overload once we left?!

Here is a video of Tristin riding in the car (duh), and playing with a couple of little toys. This was already going on for close to 10min before I got it filmed. Notice how Maura knows right away there is a camera rolling.....

Our trip

2011-11-30T06:27:00.001-08:00

Well, we have been gallivanting along the east coast this past week. Sorry to have neglected the blog.

Since I am pretty bad about posting anyway, I will tell you about the trip over a few posts, to make for more reading.

We left the Saturday before Thanksgiving, and headed to Maryland, where Zach's grandparents live. Other than being on edge in a totally non-childproof house, it was a very nice time. The kids did very well, even when introduced to family members they either have never met or don't remember.

It was a pretty low-key visit, but we did take the kids to the harbor. There were a few different ships you could tour, but we just admired them from the outside. We walked around a little shopping area and the kids got to buy some candy, and an umbrella.

Their great-grandmother gave them a bit of money to buy a souvenir, and they were thrilled to find umbrellas. They are not normal children.

After our harbor 'tour,' we went to eat at a seafood place. Tristin said he wanted to eat a crab. That is all he would say, "I want to eat a crab." We gave him a bite of crab cake.

True to public meals with children, here are some things that happened during that time - sprite was sprayed in a 3ft radius around Maura, much food dropped, the person with the citrus allergy had a lemon on his plate, and a shoe ended up ON the table.....

This is the smile that Tristin has adopted when told to smile. This was its debut. Also, notice his shoes....

Proud Homeschooling Moments #002

2011-11-13T16:42:00.001-08:00

Last week we had a teeny, tiny snowfall. The kids were thrilled regardless of amount. When we were leaving the house, Tristin opened up the front door and exclaimed,

"It snowed in the front yard, too!!! HAHAHAHA!"

from 5 to 60

2011-11-11T00:00:00.000-08:00

This is the phrase I heard Maura say the other day. I have no idea what the situation was, but this is what I heard....

"Well this is a fine kettle of fish!"

high hopes

2011-11-09T00:00:00.000-08:00

We went on a little road trip yesterday, and it took us through a couple of tiny towns. One of the towns had several of those older houses that look kind of like castles, with the big porches, windows and rounded sides....

So we were admiring them, and Maura said that one day she hopes she can be a maid in one for the people who live there and clean the windows and messes so they don't have to.

So sweet, and yet so pitiful. At least she has a servant's heart.

birthday dinner

2011-11-08T11:04:00.001-08:00

Maura turned 6yrs old on Sunday. Since we had church and then a family lunch, she got to pick dinner. She had no idea.

Her first request was salad and chili. We said no. We had just had it the night before, and for a birthday dinner?!

Her second request was a chicken from Meijer. I said no, and mainly because I had no idea what she was talking about. Seriously, she asks for tons of different food each day, and cannot come up with a birthday dinner.

Finally after some talking with her grandmother, she asked for a Happy Meal. That we did say yes to.

Tristin's birthday

2011-11-02T06:29:00.000-07:00

Tristin is 4yrs old. I cannot believe it. Much to Maura's dismay, he does not speak any more clearly than he did yesterday. It may been the migraine, or mommy brain, but he did look taller this morning.

When asked what he wanted for breakfast on his birthday, this is what he asked for, and this is what we had....

2011-10-29T00:00:00.000-07:00

I don't want to be one of those mom's, but when I saw some of Maura's drawings, I thought of some other paintings....

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

(according to wikipedia, this is his full name....)

Maura Corum DeHoff

my cousin

2011-10-24T05:18:00.000-07:00

Lauren Davis Duncan is my cousin. She is like a sister to me. The closest thing, really, given our history. We are about 6 weeks apart in age. Our mothers had us playing together almost constantly while growing up. We were dressed as twins until we got too old to protest.

She has always been my best friend. We could go FOREVER without talking (because of life in general), and still get together as though it had only been hours. I am comfortable in saying that I am closer to her than almost anyone else. She is sweet, caring, kind, loving, honest, funny and one of my truly favorite people. Always there for me, and other friends as well.

A month ago, she gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, Michael Davis Duncan, at 24 weeks. He was so tiny. He had some obvious health issues to deal with, but for being such a little guy, he fought hard.

After a particularly difficult battle, he went home to be with the Lord last night.

He was still so precious to see. A little miracle any you look at him.

Please remember Scott & Lauren as they are going through this tragedy in their life. I know he wasn't my actual nephew, but it felt like he was to me. And I still cannot begin to imagine how she is feeling.

I am so very thankful that Lauren has Cari as a good friend, who has gone through a similar tragedy. Someone to comfort her in a way that may of us do not know how.

Please pray for them, their parents & their siblings.

Proud Homeschooling Moments #001

2011-10-20T05:58:00.001-07:00

Maura: Mommy, why am I wet?

Me: Because it is raining.....

A break and a break

2011-10-17T04:27:00.000-07:00

Yesterday my wonderful husband went over to his mother's house to work on his truck. He took the kids!!!

They left after lunch, around 12 or so, and I didn't see them until around 8pm!

What a magical time for me. I cleaned a little, knitted, and just sat for a short bit. It was so nice.

With Maura being at the age when she would normally go to school, being with them both what seems almost constantly, any break is a good one.

We are doing well with school and trying to begin a new cleaning schedule for the house.

Just for funsies.... I heard Tristin playing with legos the other day on the table in the living room. I them heard something fall & break apart. His response? "***GASP*** What have I done?!"

2011-10-11T13:58:00.000-07:00

I didn't realize how far behind I actually was in my blog writing. Wow.

There's not a whole lot going on here. Zach's work is going well, although time consuming. Good problem to have....

The homeschooling is going well. While overwhelming, and at times hard to do, I am convinced that it is the right thing for us.

I am staying busy with the teaching, cleaning, cooking, knitting.... and sometimes I wonder what I do all day!

I guess right now I am trying to figure out what to do.... I know that sounds kind of funny, considering the above statements, but I am having trouble with the motivation. I have been entertaining a coupe of employment opportunities, and am thinking and praying if either would be right for me. They would fit in well with our schedule, so it's not like a huge upheaval of our home life.

I will try to post more often. I am sorry to all 4 of you for the delay...

Baby.....

2011-09-24T16:28:00.000-07:00

The thought of being out proved too much for him to stand!

Little Baby Michael was born late last night, at 24weeks.

He is doing well, but will be in the NICU for obvious reasons.

Please continue to keep his development in your prayers, as well as mommy & daddy having to go home without him for many weeks.

Baby

2011-09-23T04:18:00.001-07:00

Please pray for a little bun who thinks he is done baking, but isn't yet. And his parents, of course.

What ambition!

Fall

2011-09-22T05:32:00.000-07:00

Fall and winter are my favorite seasons. I do not like hot weather, and I love the coziness you can get throughout the cooler/cold seasons.

This year was actually the first time in as long as I can remember that I was actually a little sad to see the summer end. I think we just had such an enjoyable summer swimming and it was easier this year with their ages.

But I am still super excited for fall and winter. Earlier this week I canned about a bushel's worth of applesauce. If I had extra money, I'd go ahead and can another one or two bushels!

I am really looking forward to planning Thanksgiving and Christmas, and of course snow!

I didn't have much to say today, but at least you had something to read today!

Goodbye to a Friend or Career Day

2011-09-11T13:06:00.000-07:00

There is so much that happens around here that I cannot possibly tell you about it. Some of the stuff happens so often that I don't register how much others may like to know about it, sine it is so normal.

Then there are days like today. I don't think this is normal.

Zach told the kids to come inside, and Maura said, "But we are building Mr. Beetle's grave!"

Yes, a little yard border stone. It has orange sidewalk chalk on it.

I guess Mr. Beetle got more of a mausoleum than a grave, if one were to get technical.

After they were inside, Maura stared singing, "Mr. Beetle died." She did it with a slow tune. She then said that if we found a Mrs. Beetle, and she died, then we could build her a grave, too.

Not forgotten

2011-09-08T10:16:00.000-07:00

The other day, out of the blue, Maura shared one of her deep thoughts. Usually creepy or odd, this one was no exception.

Now, I know she meant it to be sweet, but she lacks a certain...... bedside manner.

"Mommy, when you and daddy are in your graves, I am going to keep that picture of you in your wedding dress with daddy so I will remember you guys."

Career

2011-09-02T04:09:00.000-07:00

Every so often Maura asks me what I want her to be when she grows up. I tell her that is a decision for her to make, but I would love to help her and give her advice when she needs it.

This morning at 6:45, she tells me she is going to be Superwoman when she grows up, but as her disguise she is going to be a doctor.

Named Florence.

The Wall

2011-08-31T15:00:00.000-07:00

No, not as in, "just another brick in the______." but, "Oh my goodness I don't feel like doing anything today, I have just hit a _____."

Physically, emotionally, everything-ally, I just can't muster up and do it.

Not depression really, just an overall blah. I still am doing my quiet time in the morning, and trying to keep up with my work outs, but I just don't want to do anything.

Even typing this was not really something I wanted to do.

We had a pretty good day today (despite the migraine that tried to insinuate itself into the events). I will try to get that stuff posted tomorrow....

School

2011-08-26T04:54:00.000-07:00

As life dictates, we have been busy. I'm pretty certain that we are not the only ones. oh well.

The home school thing is going well. A friend of ours was home schooled, and now she is schooling her own children, so I love being able to call her with advice and thoughts. I was encouraged after talking with her the other day, so that was helpful.

Maura has been doing well with her school work. She enjoys it mostly, which is a huge blessing since she is as stubborn as the day is long.... I have no idea where she got that!

Tristin always wants to do something when she is, so I have work for him as well. Turns out he is smarter than I thought he was. That's been helpful!

So that's where we are on the school front. I'll get back with you and let you know about the other bust things we have going!

State Fair

2011-08-18T05:13:00.000-07:00

Expecting farm animals, excited kids & worn out parents? Not today, folks!

It seemed like EVERYONE has been posting about the state fair, taking their kids, etc. We don't go to the state fair.

I would soooo much rather hole up in the house and stay cool. Of course, I go into a small panic attack just thinking about being surrounded by all those people. I wish I could bring all of that lovely food to me, though.

I may be borderline agorophobic..... who knows.

As my dear friend Cari pointed out (during a different conversation, but ironically still about visiting the fair), "Oh, yeah, it's Cristi, why would she go anywhere?!"

Now I know she said it love, and I know it's true. Why be upset at the truth. Plus she was teasing me. We tease each other, but that's what we do. that and movie lines.

See, now wasn't that SO much more fun that pictures of smelly animals, sweaty people and contamination floating through the air?

sports

2011-08-17T12:19:00.000-07:00

We really don't watch sports in our house. They have seen sports & games, but not a whole lot. The poor boy needs some serious direction.....

nothing new

2011-08-17T08:45:00.001-07:00

just thought i'd let you all know there's nothing new going on here. i do plan on posting more very soon, but this is for now. sorry to disappoint all 4 of you.

Right on!

2011-08-09T11:03:00.000-07:00

*I promise there are pictures after the story*

My dad has been involved in the Indiana D.A.R.E. program for many years (an anti-drug program). He has recently been a speaker and trainer to other officers.

There was a DARE dinner last week, and my father was getting an award for his recent work.

There is a character named Retro Bill. This guy dresses in retro clothes, as if you couldn't deduce that.

He makes these shows on his own dime, teaching kids about strangers and staying safe. He is also a Christian.

My parents have his show recorded at their house, and whenever we are there, Maura asks to watch 'Electro" Bill. The kids sit mesmerized.

So, since there was a big DARE dinner, Retro Bill was going to be in attendance. My dad called Maura and asked if she wanted to go to a 'party' with him & my mom.

After her usual phone etiquette (Who is it? Why are you here? I have to ask my father), a pick up time was arranged.

She was told by my dad that at this function, if somebody puts out their hand, you shake it, and if they talk to you, you answer them.

At the first greeting, Maura curtsied, then she proceeded to talk about her new hair cut and new shoes. I was informed that she told most people about her new shoes and haircut.

When she saw Retro Bill, she was surprised and acted shy. She ended up eating right next to him, and actually talking to him (informing him that he looked different than on tv..... I'm not sure what she said was different, but I am sure, given her tact, it would have been embarrassing).

Anyway, she had control of the camera, and came up with some interesting pictures. And she wouldn't have her picture taken without Crap-aw (my dad).

The first two were taken by a professional..... the rest were taken by Maura. There were several more that she took, but I picked the ones that came out clearest.

this is probably my favorite picture that she took..... i am not at all surprised that it is of herself!

Poem

2011-08-05T05:48:00.000-07:00

I found this poem, and I am trying to act on it as often as I am able. While I don't have 5 children, I do know we are having no more, so it struck a chord.

Song for a Fifth Child

by: Ruth Hulburt Hamilton

Mother, oh Mother, come shake out your cloth,

Empty the dustpan, poison the moth,

Hang out the washing and butter the bread,

Sew on a button and make up a bed.

Where is the mother whose house is so shocking?

She's up in the nursery, blissfully rocking.

Oh, I've grown shiftless as Little Boy Blue

(Lullaby, rockaby, lullaby loo).

Dishes are waiting and bills are past due

(Pat-a-cake, darling, and peek, peek-a-boo).

The shopping's not done and there's nothing for stew

And out in the yard there's a hullabaloo

But I'm playing Kanga and this is my Roo.

Look! Aren't her eyes the most wonderful hue?

(Lullaby, rockaby, lullaby loo).

The cleaning and scrubbing will wait till tomorrow,

For children grow up, as I've learned to my sorrow.

So quiet down, cobwebs. Dust go to sleep.

I'm rocking my baby and babies don't keep.

The best laid plans of mice & moms......

2011-08-02T05:22:00.000-07:00

So the grand plan was to begin our home school yesterday. actually, the grand grand plan was to begin last Monday, but that never happened.

Coincidentally, neither did yesterday.

So, I am going to try my darndest to get going, really going today. It's only kindergarten (mostly), so it's not like I am doing quantum physics (like I would EVER do that), but getting on a schedule and keeping it is proving ot be difficult.

If I am just getting on a schedule for myself, no big deal. But this one includes the kids. They do better with a schedule, and I know Maura loves to do worksheets.

So, here it goes. Me and my new schedule. What fun.

What I did today...

2011-07-29T18:31:00.000-07:00

Crazy women drivers

2011-07-29T05:53:00.000-07:00

Yesterday as I was driving, there was actually a woman eating while driving.

Eating with CHOPSTICKS!

While DRIVING!

what we have been doing

2011-07-27T05:13:00.000-07:00

i will try to get some pictures up here soon. when I read others' blogs, I realize how woefully bleak my posts are with nearly NO pictures.

i will give it my best effort to get some today, and the net few days, and let you see what we have been doing.

until then, i will tell you that we have been busy. duh.

carpet

2011-07-26T10:52:00.000-07:00

Does anybody have any carpet laying tools I would be able to borrow? Mainly the kicker.

That is all. Thank you for your time :)

On the bright side....

2011-07-18T08:32:00.000-07:00

Info you should know:

So Thursday morning Tristin woke up sick. Like, vomit sick. He did that about 4-5 times before transitioning to the other end. He was to the point where he asked me to carry him because he told me, "I can't walk."

At one point he needed a new shirt, and specifically asked for a green one. I truly do not know where my children get this fashion thing from, but is definitely not from me. Anyway, he only has ONE green shirt. When I brought him one that was not the requested color, he refused to put it on.

On the bright side: the green was in a clean laundry basket, so he was able to wear it.

On the bright side: he is sharing more... like with me. Friday afternoon it hit me. Hard. I actually got a fever with mine. Both ends. for a while. Not pretty.

On the bright side: I believe that not really eating for 3.5 days has slimmed my waistline some. Although, I do believe that at some point in my not too distant future, I will have to recoup my losses with a giant bacon cheeseburger, fries and chocolate shake, coke on the side.

On the bright side: Zach & Maura have had tons of quality time together, as have Tristin & I.

On the bright side: Zach has been an amazing husband, even though I KNOW it not fun to take care of sickies. I could not have survived the weekend without him.

On the bright side: it has not hit Zach or Maura, and they both seem to be doing remarkably well. Nothing out of the ordinary was eaten or shared just by Tristin & me, so who knows. Of course, this is still going on now, today.

On the bright side: Tristin is extra cuddly, and who can not love that from your baby?!

On the bright side: Maura's shoes were already dirty.... and the dog did need a bath....

Lauren's Blog....

2011-07-16T00:00:00.000-07:00

http://duncanites.blogspot.com

This is Lauren Duncan's (Davis) blog address. Let her know you want to hear from her!

Pitiful boy

2011-07-15T05:57:00.000-07:00

Tristin woke up yesterday morning at 5am because he threw up. I am always hesitant to believe the kids when they say they throw up because it's usually not the case. Unfortunately, yesterday it was.

He then had it coming out of both ends, and finally just the other end. It has now carried over to today. There is no fever, which is good, but he feels so bad. He told me he couldn't walk, so his legs are weak, and he just lays on the couch, watching a movie if one is on, but if not, he doesn't care.

Anyway, I am taking care of him, and doing a TON of laundry. I am actually at the point where I think it would be advantageous to just buy new underwear. He does need it, so it wouldn't be wasted, and then that way I wouldn't have to to laundry every time I turn around.

Make-up all around

2011-07-06T15:35:00.000-07:00

This is a whole long soliloquy of Maura's while I was cleaning up dinner. I don't think I responded at all, since she never really gave me a chance....

Mommy, sometime when it's just you and me and Tristin and Daddy aren't here, I want to have a girl party, and have a whole bunch of people. Like in the house, and the front door and back door are open. I think that would be so much fun. And there's make up all around. And a table with guns and knives and swords so we can protect ourselves from people who want to hurt us and we have knives and swords and guns, and we will set traps for them. And there's make up all around. I think that would be fun.

CPR & yoga

2011-06-26T15:03:00.000-07:00

Thankfully, these did not happen in tandem, or one because of the other!

Wednesday I renewed my CPR to keep up my EMT certification. I did enjoy my morning out, alone. I only have 4 more hrs left, and about 6 skills, then I can send in my sheet and be certified for another 3 years.

I borrowed a yoga dvd from the library, and tried it out with the kids. I some pilates moves, and I LOVE them, and the kids like to try them also, so this seemed like fun...

I really like the instructor. You know how on some workouts, just seeing the instructors face makes you want to go all Elvis on the TV? No? Maybe I have some rage issues. Anyway, this one I like. She had a sense of humor, and a likable personality.

So we are getting into it, and Maura is doing a good job, the lady is talking about how most yoga teachers have a mantra. I know what I think about when I work out (usually water, and big bacon cheeseburger with fries. Or waffles), so I like to know what goes through other heads when they are trying to stay fit.

When this lady said her mantra, I froze for a few seconds.... "I have a great as*" She then repeated it over and over.... My children aren't sheltered, but that was a bit blatant for them!

Other than that, it was a nice work out, and my lower half is very sore (we only did the first half). But a good sore. Right. I did come across a couple of stretches that were interesting, in that they hit my ab muscle RIGHT at the C-section scar. I could feel it, and it was a really odd sensation. Hopefully that will go away!

Today we did the second half of the dvd, and Maura was so good at just trying and she actually kept pretty good time with the holds and stuff. She really liked coming up with her own poses and stretches, which as you can imagine, was very interesting.

The main one she really was proud of, I was going to take a picture of it, and tell you about it, but then I had second thoughts.

She had a scarf tied around her head/face (in case you touched dirt with your head, she said), she was sitting Indian style (yes, I am old school, and pretzels are what you eat, not how you sit!), and then she would lean over, touch her face to the ground and have her arms extended to the side.

She called it "Airplane going down."

Busy bee

2011-06-20T00:00:00.000-07:00

Do you recall the movie Gladiator? And the scene where Joaquin Phoenix is talking with his sister, and he's pretty cheesed off because she has been helping Russell Crowe?

He said, "What have you been doing, busy little bee?"

I told Zach that this scene plays through my mind when I have done/began a project while he wasn't home.... and usually had no idea it was going to happen in the first place. This made him nervous.

Not that he gets cheesed off at me, but the fact that I feel like I am almost doing something behind his back, although I don't try to hide anything, and I am usually pretty proud of what I accomplish on my own.

All that said, I started a new project. No, the floors in our bedroom are still bare concrete, but it is going to take time and money (neither of which we have) to get that done.

So I did what any person would do, and started yet another project! I ripped up the carpet in the playroom/front room. It was disgusting. 9yrs old, and somehow survived 2 permanent dogs, 2 lizards (with a burn hole from a heat lamp... my fault!), 2 babysat dogs, two different times, and one time I think the bigger of the two exploded a little on the carpet.

Then there were lots a children, dirty menboys, and just plain old, old carpet.
I got all of it up, only to discover a large crack in the foundation running diagonally across the room.

So then I had to get concrete filler, and pull up all the carpet strips. Once that was all done, I was able to start putting in the tiles.

It looks a little kitchen-y, but at least it doesn't smell any more, they were only 26cents each, and I don't mind being in there! I do need to finish scraping off the carpet padding around the edges, but it should be totally finished in a day or two!

Teary eyed

2011-06-16T14:04:00.000-07:00

If you don't know me too well, then you probably don't know that I am not a an emotional person. Maybe you do. I have actually been referred to as an emotional rock... and like in the grounding, hold- everyone- together way. In the you- don't- feel- a- thing way.

Now, I do feel, just not to the extent that one would expect a girl/mother. I did not cry when I got engaged or at my wedding. Although, there were plenty of tears. At one point I vividly recall turning around from Zach while at the alter, and every one of my bridesmaids was crying. Not just tear stained cheeks, but sniffing, snotty crying. It is one of the clearest wedding day memories....

I did not cry when my children were born. I did have a little tear when they told me Maura was a girl, but that was it. It did get choked up when I got to hold her for the first time, since it had been over a day since she was born. I cried a little when we had to leave her at the hospital and go home without her.

Why do I share all this? Because I am not overly emotional. Movies? Forget it. When I was at an emotional peak during pregnancy, my friend Jess and I sat through a sad movie marathon just so she could see me cry. I will be honest, I did give at All Dogs Go to Heaven.

So, Sunday after my fever had broken, I was so worn after my plague, the reaction to the meds, and I didn't know it, but I was getting ready to start.

The house was empty, and I was just trying to get to bedtime. I was watching The Patriot.I have seen this movie SO many times. I was surprised when I teared up about 6 or 7 times through out the movie.

So not like me. Anyway, I thought I'd let you know.

Bubble wrap

2011-06-16T00:00:00.000-07:00

Tristin is my special boy.

When he was about a year, I was in the bedroom doing something, and he wanted to come to me, but there was bubble wrap on the floor. After pausing for a moment, he walked around it.

So being the loving mother that I am, I placed him on the other side of the bubble wrap, and completely blocked his path with it.... I know. I am so bad. But I really believe in having fun with your children....

So, he stood there and held his arms up and would NOT step on the bubble wrap. So, again being the loving mom, I picked him up...

... and placed him directly onto the bubble wrap. He cried. I laughed. the day went on.

Now he has overcome this great fear. Zach had gotten something that had the jumbo bubble wrap with it. He gave the wrap to Tristin to play with, and it was hilarious.

Tristin took the wrap into the kitchen, and spread it out into a long pathway, and ran from one end to the other, creating a barrage of pooping sounds. This went on for at least 5min.

Unfortunately I didn't get much of it on video, but I did get some. Please disregard the mess....

Other uses?

2011-06-15T00:00:00.000-07:00

I love finding different uses for items that I already have. Like cleaning solutions, making body scrub, etc.

And I almost never use q-tips for what they suggest. I do use them do clean little areas now and then in the kitchen or car, and I do jam them into my ear since it feel so good and I love getting that water out after a shower.

While I had a cotton covered swab ~~jammed into~~ gently drying my outer ear after a shower, I happen to look over and see a bottle of rubbing alcohol sitting on the bathroom counter. This is what caught my attention:

Yeah, yeah, I get the medical purpose... but body rub? Massage? With rubbing alcohol? I get that it is rubbing alcohol, but to get a back rub with it?

I am just curious- has anyone ever used alcohol for a body rub or massage? I am genuinely intrigued by this. If nobody steps up, I may have to try it. Seriously, I want to to know why this is a good idea!

The week

2011-06-14T06:04:00.000-07:00

I had an awful weekend. It really began almost a week ago.

I went to the doctor for a small infection, and was put on antibiotics. A huge dose. I knew they would throw my body a bit out of whack, but really, that or the plague?

So my stomach wasn't feeling great, and I was a bit tired, but not too awful. Then I started feeling more tired, and my stomach more upset.

Friday I ended up with a fever. I usually don't get fevers. This was not fun. So I laid around the house and had the kids watch movies all day. I thought it had gone, but that sick mouth feeling never went away. You know the feeling....

Saturday I wake up with a bigger fever.... and a rash from my neck to my knees.

I found out the fun way that I am allergic to sulfa. Oooohh, the fun.

So now I had a fever, a rash, and was itchy. After phone calls and visits, and a wonderful mother-n-law, I was rid of my children and had better drugs in me, and was able to pass out for a few hours.

When Zach got home, I climbed back into bed, and went back to sleep for the night. I stayed home from church, and sometime late Sunday morning, my fever finally broke.

I didn't have to deal with my kids all day, and got to just rest. I was able to start eating (very little) again, but then the itching set in like I had never felt before.

Thankfully I am almost all better now. The rash is still there in some spots, and they itch, but not too terribly.
I am slowly getting energy back, and my house is slowly recovering from many days of neglect.

oh, the poor house.

Butter fingers

2011-06-06T10:00:00.000-07:00

Last night I was putting some Country Crock (Shedd's Spread) on a piece of bread. I got a bigger scoop than I had intended and while I was spreading it, I had a flashback to the Country Crock hand commercials. You know - the ones where the hands were all you saw, and since they were in deep conversation, they obviously had no idea they had just used half the container on one slice of bread.

Thought you would like to remember the hands with me...

Greetings from PA!

2011-05-25T13:57:00.000-07:00

In our world of whirlwind trips, this ranks up there.

Right after Zach and I were married we drove with Jon to Texas and back.... in two days..... and coming back we were in his truck that only had a bench seat in the front.

Once we went to Panama City Beach for a weekend for one of my birthdays, Zach has gone to Iowa and back in about a day, and my parents, Maura and I went to Iowa for a day to visit my great grandmother, then stopped in Illinois to visit my mom's step-mother.

So why Pennsylvania? Super long story short, I was the only one really available to take my Mom-in-law for a funeral on Zach's side of the family. Being the last minute thing, my children came along.

We left about 11:30pm on Sunday night (after finding out & making arrangements on Thursday night). We drove through to Hanover, PA, and met an aunt, Heather, and two of her children at the hotel.

Thankfully the hotel had a pool, so most of the spare time was spent watching all four children swim. Since I had driven most of the way out, Michele & Heather graciously watched my children swim after dinner, and let me go to bed!

Since were sharing a room with my MIL, the kids wanted to sleep with her. Since she didn't mind, I obviously didn't mind either! I got a full night's sleep, alone in a bed that I didn't have to make. It was nice.

Since we really didn't know the aunt who had passed, and I had the kids, we did not attend the service. I had a few hours of time to kill with the kids before we met up with everyone for the meal. We got ready & checked out, went to an Utz outlet store and got Zach some chips (which he talks about a lot and can't get here), and we got a couple of things at WalMart.

After that I found a little state park and the kids ate a snack in front of the lake. You should be shocked that not only did I remember to get my camera out and take a picture, but the 3 I took turned out very well! My favorite is the new picture at the top of the blog.

Anyway, after the meal, we went to Heather's house for a rest before we hit the road home. We left around 8pm or so, and rolled in the drive at my house about 11am. Again, I drove most of the way (which I honestly did not mind), so I am totally pooped.

So, enjoy the pictures, and be in awe that I took them!

on our way to heather's house - they were SO tired!

a little train exhibit (that was closed) that we stopped at for pictures- I was stunned at myself, too

                                 Tristin doesn't like light & sound when he wants to sleep, so covered        himself completely with his blanket in the car


                       The newly discovered cousins- it was great to see them just totally hit it off right away -                 Jessica is 9 & Nicholas is 8. The other cousin, Poebe is 17, but I promised her                                    I wouldn't show her picture to anyone, even though she is very pretty and sweet!                         They all were so good with the kids, and I know the kids had a ball

If there is anybody reading this who doesn't know, my maiden name is Witmer, and so I had to stop and get my picture taken in from the the sign, and I actually have a picture from when we were here a long time ago as a family, and my dad and I are in front of this same sign. This was taken about midnight....

Last meal on the road. It took him FOREVER to eat his sausage, and he had half a hashbrown. He would every so often pour more syrup on the pancakes, and just when I thought he was done, he started eating them..... what a boy

Ohio

2011-05-14T04:47:00.000-07:00

This past Monday I packed up the kids and we went to Dayton for most of the week. It was really nice to visit with my brother and sister(in-law) and of course my little nephew.

We did a lot of daily routine stuff while we were there, but it was with family, so it was better. The boys had some.... disagreements, and our dog tried to get their dog to play, but it wasn't happening. The last night there, Maura spilled some bright pink nail polish on their nice beige/tan carpet.

Other than the day to day mommy/house stuff, we took the kids to the Air Museum. They really liked it. Tristin was in awe most of the time, and it really was a neat place. There was a little area where you could do some hands on activity type things. Since we had younger kids, they couldn't do a whole lot, but they did get to climb inside a space suit and try to virtually land the Hubble.

after life

2011-05-04T16:27:00.001-07:00

I have been reading blogs, even though I have not been posting. There have been a few people who have lost family members recently, and that kind of thing just gets you to thinking.

Zach has life insurance, so of course should something happen to him, we will be taken care of. We would eventually like to have insurance on me, so that way Zach could keep working, and the kids would be able to be taken care of by family.

When we would visit my great- grandmother in Iowa when I was younger, I remember her always asking if there was anything we "couldn't live without" in the house. Meaning that if we saw something that interested us, we could ask for it, or let her know that we would like to have it one day.

I have a wooden music box that I believe my great- grandfather made, and I love it. I also have a small ceramic swan that I had asked for. The only other thing I would really cherish is her silverware, but being a great- grandchild, I understand if it goes to somebody else.

Funny thing is, We still visit her, and she will still ask us that same question. I love seeing her and being able to connect to such family ties. She is such an inspiration in so many ways.

This brings me to my household. Maura, in all of her 5 years, has been asking me for things when I am done with them, or when I die! I was a bit taken aback by this the first time.

She has asked for a jewelry box, jewelry, and something that I cannot remember.

I am pretty used to this creepy child, and I guess closing in on my 30th birthday has made it even more comfortable to face the end of my life. I usually just say she can have whatever it is that she wants, and move on with the day.

Of course this leaves the other child. So far all he has asked for is a beard. I am not kidding.

Oh, and the scissors & knives are now well hidden.... just in case

2011-05-03T04:51:00.001-07:00

So I have been neglectful of this little blog. Sorry for those who care.

I had about a week long migraine a couple of weeks ago, and that was awful. I think it lasted so long because it was mostly stress induced.

I visited the doctor for the migraines last week and he said that if what I am doing is working to get rid of them, them I should be fine (since I was worried about the amount of meds I'd sometimes need to take)

He did say to stay on a regular schedule.... so I am trying to do that. I have tried in the past, but this extra suggestion of it was what I needed. I am currently on week two of the new schedule, and so far it is going well. I am also keeping track of what I eat, and when I eat it. That is hard.... plus it's not that easy to have little sugary snacks. It's a good thing, but difficult.

He also said that given my family & pregnancy history, I should have a blood sugar test annually. This I am not excited about. I am scared to death that I will come up with diabetes and I don't really know what to think about that. I am going to try to get it done today, and hopefully will know the results by the end of the week.

The kids have colds, Tristin's came with a fever, and the voting polls didn't open till after 7:30 this morning, so I am trying to figure out how to work my day.

I hope you all (whoever you are) have a wonderful day!

2011-04-04T05:06:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I had every intention of writing a new post.... that did not happen. I woke up with a migraine, and took my Rx as soon as I was out of bed.

It sort of ebbed and flowed until the kids were going to bed. The meds were wearing off and I wanted to wait til I went to bed to take more. So I went to bed around 8:30 and was asleep just after 9. It was so nice.

I woke up this morning with no migraine, but some remnants of yesterdays still hanging on, which is normal for me. So I am going to go slow today, and try to get some stuff done around the house, because.... oh. my.

I hope you all are enjoying this weather as much as I am..... I love it!

Rescue 911

2011-03-11T06:32:00.000-08:00

When I was younger, we would watch Rescue 911 on tv. It was hosted by William Shatner, and to this day, I always hear his voice saying that.

The reason I bring it up, is that my mind will pull up these memories from time to time, especially when I am doing something that my end up in an ambulance ride.

For instance, yesterday I was pulling up the carpet in our bedroom. It is 8 1/2 yrs old, and mighty disgusting. Our plan is to stain the concrete in the next month or two, but the floor was so gross, I couldn't stand it any more.

Anyway, I was using a razor knife and I always close it when I set it down, even if I am going to use it again almost immediately.

This time I did not retract the razor, and started pulling up the section of carpet.

As my eyes looked down and saw the exposed, super sharp blade, I heard William Shatner, as if he himself were right in the room with me (which is really weird itself!), saying,

"It was an ordinary March day. The DeHoff children were playing in the living room, while their mother, Cristi, was working on some home improvements. Little did she know, that her home was going to be last thing on her mind in by the end of the day. I am William Shatner, and this is Rescue 911."

These scenarios play in my head A LOT. I may be the only person who thinks like this. Maybe not. But probably. Oh well.

So, there it is. My messed up mind and the things I think. My mind is a scary place.

New Career Opportunity

2011-02-17T05:53:00.000-08:00

So my bother in law dropped off his car last week for Zach to look at. When he dropped it, he parked on the street, which at the time, forced him to park about 1 foot from the curb because of all the snow.

When the snow melted, the car was off the curb a great deal, so I decided to move it to the driveway (besides the fact that we aren't supposed to park on the street overnight). So I realized the car was dead, which was why he needs Zach to look at it.

So I got my car and hooked them together with the jumper cables.... Everything was going great. I am very good at jumping cars.... When I went back to check on his car, I realized that I had locked the keys in the car....

I was so mad. I had to unhook the cables and move my car back in the driveway.

Yesterday my dad stopped by on his way home and tried to slim jim the car door. He wasn't able to get it, so he left the slim jim. Zach was able to get the door opened today, before he left for work.

I decided to give it another go and get the car out of the street. Got everything hooked up again and started the car charging again.

Apparently Jesse's car hates me. It locked again. Zach said it could lock when the cables get hooked up. Whatever. That's stupid.

So I call Zach and he tells me how to use the slim jim. I am trying for a good 5min. and wondering when a cop car will roll by, and wonder if they will help, or start questioning me.

I got it! I was so excited that I practically screamed from excitement. Not very subtle had I been committing an actual crime, and not one of stupidity.

Now all I need to learn is how to hot wire a car!

How much do you love your children?

2011-02-12T06:04:00.000-08:00

I was able to prove how much I love my son yesterday.

We were out running errands. The first stop was the doctor, since I had a UTI. You need to know this to understand that is why I made the decision to use a public restroom.

I avoid public restrooms at all costs, especially with the kids. Sometimes it cannot be avoided, and that is what happened.

I really had to go. But Maura cut me in the toilet line, then Tristin (with the smallest bladder of the 3 of us) said he had to go, I let him.

The good news is that he went. The bad news is that I had to help him balance standing on the seat, and aiming so he wouldn't go all over the wall.

While this circus act was going on, the little matchbox car that he had stored in his shirt pocket worked its way up and out.....

and down.

Tristin was so upset. I just stood there staring at it, weighing my options. I was at loss. He REALLY wanted his car.

Thankfully we were the only ones in the restroom. I went out and turned on the faucet to hot.

Took a deep breath. Told Tristin that this is how much I love him.

urine is sterile....

deeper breath.... Reminded Tristin that this is how much I love him.

In goes my hand, through the wet toilet paper and all, and out came the car.

I RAN to the sink and washed the car and my hands with tons of soap. Tristin was so happy.

Now you know, and I never want to talk about it again.

you'd think they are 3yr old boys!

2011-02-04T12:02:00.000-08:00

Here's a little background: My brother got put on temporary duty again. Since Kari is due at the beginning of June, they wanted to have a little time together while she can still fly. They asked if I'd take Aiden (he is almost Tristin's age, but with Maura's personality...) for about a week so she could go with him for the first week of his duty.

Richie's duty is in Texas, but the first week is in.... wait for it.... Honolulu. After telling him that I hated them, I said of course I'd take my nephew. If I can't go, I may as well help somebody else, right?

So I got my little squishy man on Sunday afternoon. The weather was nasty all week, so we have been in side, and it is really getting to the kids. Maura has been pretty well behaved, but I think that's because she is sensing I am very close to a nervous breakdown.

I asked my mom if they would take Aidein for a little so I could get a break. Here's when I think I cracked:

They were only in the playroom for about 10min....

Notice the Wizard of Oz look.... other than the whole 'tornado in the playroom' thing, they even dropped the house on a body

My mom and dad picked up Aiden this morning about 9, and are keeping him till tomorrow evening.

the after cuts

2011-02-03T16:07:00.000-08:00

Maura actually wanted a hair cut, so she let Tristin cut it... Lesson learned.
We took a bribe to Cari, and let her work her magic. Here is a picture where you can hopefully see the cuts... I'm sure I'll get more.

the hair cuts....

2011-02-03T00:51:00.000-08:00

There's really not a whole lot to tell..... The deed was done by Tristin's hand. The photos do the cuts no justice, and you aren't able to see the 1/2" tuft of hair right on the top of Maura's head....

I'll post the after pictures next...

Ice Melt Offer

2011-02-01T13:44:00.001-08:00

Zach has asked me to post the following (and since I am such an obedient wife....) :

Within the Franklin Twp. area, Morton Safety Salt delivered and spread, one 25# bag - $30.

25# generally covers the drive and front walk.

He is also available for car ditch removal (slide off!) for starting at $30.

Call ANYTIME 317-417-0789

I don't wanna grow up

2011-01-30T12:49:00.001-08:00

To Maura, an adult is 'human.' I'm not sure how this distinction came about, but I find if hilarious and love it.

The other day she asked when she would be a human. I told her that it is usually 18yrs old, but sometimes if you are obedient, make good decisions and are a good child, you could be a human sooner, maybe around 14 or 16yrs. old.

After a long pause of thinking, she responded, "I think I'll wait for the other number."

My career in construction

2011-01-22T15:10:00.000-08:00

I went to Home Depot and bought a board. Then I drew the cuts I needed from it. As you may be able to tell, the angle of the side is clearly too steep, so the house now has an unintended sunroof.

You may also be able to see my mad decorating skills.... and if so, you can tell I have none whatsoever.

So there's the house. I think it may have turned out nicer if I had all the parts, as well as the time to really make it look nice. Personally, I like the hot glue drips.

Doll House

2011-01-21T15:31:00.001-08:00

Here is what has been accomplished as of Friday evening. I decided to kind of half bake it since it is going to be played with. I did use wood glue, but also hot glue... It seemed to work.

I am also missing a couple of walls. We will probably be going to the hardware store tomorrow. I am not expecting a miracle, but Maura is super excited about this, and she has a lot lower standards than she will in a few years, so I am hoping to make that work to my advantage.

Tonight I am going to try to get the stairs done, then hopefully by the end o the weekend it will be done!

new project

2011-01-19T12:23:00.000-08:00

Please tell me I am not the only one who will start an involved project, only to stop and wonder why I didn't think this through better first.

I decided to ignore the laundry, dishes, clutter and trying to find out why my tap water won't go above tepid, and instead started assembling a doll house.

This a wooden doll house that I had received for Christmas at least 20 years ago. It never got put together, except for the the first part of step 1 (I think), which would explain why I am missing a few pieces.

I am not putting my heart and soul into it, but I love this kind of thing, and it was free from my parent's basement, and I;m sure it will get lots of use before it is disassembled by my children.

Here is where I am at now. I hope to have it finished by the end of the weekend at the latest. I'll let you know.....

Accidents

2011-01-14T04:03:00.000-08:00

*Even though Tristin is now a big boy, there are still accidents every so often... see if you can guess what happens.....*

I was trying to get ready for book club on Tuesday evening, which meant trying to find something decent to wear. I was sifting through my drawers when Tristin wandered in (he wanders a lot) and saw me doing this.

Tristin: Why you potty in your pants, mommy?
Mommy: I didn't, I am just changing my clothes before I leave.
T: Why you potty on your shirt, mommy?
M: I didn't, Tristin, I am just changing my clothes.
*He pauses for a moment to watch me....*
Tristin: Why you poop in your pants, mommy?

At this point I am starting to twitch and tell him to leave the room.

swim session

2011-01-12T08:51:00.000-08:00

I am getting ready for another round of swim lessons.... I am already tired just thinking about it!

Anyway, since I going to be working with some pretty funky times, I thought I see if anybody out there may be interested in teaching some lessons. All you really need to know how to do is swim.

I know that sometimes you have to find a sitter and that cancels out the money you make, so it's not worth it. But if you are at all interested and thing you may have some sort of time, or want to keep in the loop just in case, please let me know!

coffee

2010-12-27T05:38:00.000-08:00

thank you for your interest, but the coffee is now spoken for! Gretchen, Angel, I will have it at church this coming Sunday!

Coffee

2010-12-22T17:29:00.000-08:00

If you, or anybody you know would have an interest in some de-caf flavored coffee, I have a few boxes that I will not be using. Just let me know, otherwise I will put them on freecycle

My big boy

2010-12-15T16:07:00.000-08:00

I am so proud of my boy! He has slept in underwear for the last 3 nights and not had an accident. I do realize that as soon as I hit the post button I am dooming myself to a very wet night, but oh well.

I cannot believe how quickly they are growing up. I know it's cliche, but it is true. No more diapers, no more pull ups, no more wipes no more bottles, baby food and long daytime naps.

But as I have said since before I had kids - I am not raising children, I am raising functional members of society.

Now since we have met my offspring, we can debate the functional part at another time. I am so proud of them each day for the things they do and what they can accomplish.

Santa again

2010-12-13T05:29:00.000-08:00

(the santa post from last year)

This is the time of year when people (for whatever reason, maybe to feel like a kid again?) love to ask children if they are getting ready for Santa. A woman my mom works with asked Maura, and Maura gave her standard answer - "Santa's not real."

Maura is the kind of kid who will enter a verbal (physical, also) battle if she chooses and will not back down... She is used to being egged on by random adults in her life.... 'aunt' Cari mainly. So when this woman persisted with Santa, Maura kept telling her he isn't real.

She was asked how she was going to get her presents, stockings, etc. When this woman declared that her presents come from Santa, Maura came over to me, completely exasperated and said in an exaggerated whisper - "But Santa isn't real!!!!"

2010-12-09T05:35:00.000-08:00

Me (trying to brush Maura's hair): Why is your hair all sticky?

Maura: It's syrup.

Me: How did you get syrup all over your hair?!

Maura: When I was eating waffles I showed Tristin how the little piggies eat....

Tristin

2010-12-08T06:12:00.000-08:00

*maura got a good bit of polly pocket things for her birthday....*

Maura never put anything in her mouth that wasn't meant to be there. Tristin put everything in his mouth. While he doesn't do that really any more, I am praying he hasn't discovered a new place to put things...

Tristin: Mommy, there's sumpun (something) in my nose.

Me: A booger?

Tristin: No, a shoe

Here is a list of things that were pulled from Tristin's mouth on a regular basis:

*a circular magnet that he had gotten stuck, so that he could not close his mouth - it was wedged between his upper & lower jaws and I had to carefully pry it out!
*pieces of 3 different foam balls- some of it was actually eaten
*stale cheerio
*dried chicken from under his high chair cover
*a teeny, tiny barbie puppy dog
*barbie shoes (two)
*pieces of a board book
*vaseline
*kleenex
*toilet paper
*pieces from the same board book
*hair
*lint
*paper
*cardboard
*a toy bear head
*playdough
*colored pencil "lead"
*crayon bits
*a ring
*toilet paper
*kleenex
*dogfood
*some plastic thingy
*hair
*cardboard
*more toilet paper
*more hair
*a sock
*some lotion - although that went down before I could get to it - and unfortunately, it did not make the end result smell better
*barbie shoe
*key from a computer keyboard
*a tiny blue policeman head *styrofoam *beads
*chalk *stickers *plastic from the laptop
*crayon *a rock *q-tip
*grass *paper *random plastic bits
*mulch *gum wrapper

Christmas cards

2010-12-04T13:24:00.000-08:00

Here is what I came up with for our Christmas cards. I will hopefully post the photos that didn't work, but I liked how this came out - cute, but a little off from traditional!

Merry Dots Christmas

Get custom photo Christmas cards online at Shutterfly.com.

View the entire collection of cards.

Fireplace

2010-12-04T13:01:00.000-08:00

We have been spending time warming up by our new fireplace!

Thanksgiving in Louisiana

2010-12-02T00:00:00.000-08:00

We drove 12hrs to and from Louisiana for Thanksgiving. The kids were fabulous travelers, and really did enjoy the car ride. About the last 30mini on the way home, they started to come unraveled, but the rest of the car time was very nice.

We stayed at my aunt's house along with my parents, and my grandparents were there as well. While there we celebrated my grandfather's 80th birthday. The kids got to run around outside, and literally had a ball with the two I bought from Wal-mart for $1 each. My mom was impressed that they had so much fun with only two playground balls.

This picture pretty much sums up the whole trip...

Party

2010-11-26T18:18:00.000-08:00

We had the kid's birthday party. It was nice. I called it a birthday dinner since it was just grandparents...

They had fun and it was a nice little event. Maura was enamored with her polly pocket doll house - she has been talking for a while about how she "needs" a doll house.

Tristin got some little Toy Story figures that he loves, and some Cars brand building blocks. He was definitely on overload.

Anyway, it was nice and they had fun. The next step is to get them to go through the things they have and see what they can give to others. We'll see how well that goes.

Sookie

2010-11-14T18:13:00.000-08:00

Our new puppy is named Sookie. It fits her. She is a hypoallergenic dog and is a 'non-shedder.' She is a maltese/shih tzu mix, and will probably get no more than 12-15lbs.

I have yet to hear her make noises - grunting, whining, barking, etc. She is (as of this moment) pretty much house broken, so that is nice.

Zach has spent a lot of time cuddling her. The excuses vary from, "I spent $xxx.xx on her and I don't want her to get stepped on!" to, "She's the only member of this family who doesn't want anything from me but love!" This last statement was after I was pestering him to pick up some stuff he had laying around.

As for the hypoallergenic part, Zach has spent a good deal of time with her, and doesn't notice any allergic reaction. If anybody wants to meet her and do an allergy test, please feel free! And she is so silky soft!

Veteran's Day

2010-11-13T05:09:00.001-08:00

I made sure to call and or text to those who have served, or are serving. My brother is in the Air Force, and both my grandfather and father were in the Marines.

Now, my father is a police officer, and a while back went to the FBI National Academy for some extra job training. This is relevant because he gives me FBI shirts. They are comfortable.

I was at Sam's Club on Thursday, and while there I had to stop off at the pharmacy. The pharmacist was writing some stuff down and saw my shirt. She asked if worked with the FBI, and I said no and explained about my father.

She said ok, and reached beneath the counter and brought something up. She said they were giving them to all the veterans who came in that day, and I can give it to my father.

How thoughtful of Sam's Club. . .

It was a collapsible blue cane! I was trying so hard not to laugh. I thought that was the funniest thing. And even though it was almost 8pm, I took it over to my father, just to give it to him - it was a great day!

e-books

2010-11-11T04:59:00.000-08:00

has anybody borrowed an e-book/audio book from the library? i have installed the software it says it needs, but i cannot get anything to happen. i have tried the help and troubleshooting menus, but still nothing. can anybody help? i may just have to go the library to figure it out....

He may try to deny this...

2010-11-06T18:05:00.000-07:00

Zach wasn't sold on the whole 2yr old dog and co-own thing... I'm ok with that. I liked the idea, but was indifferent. He wasn't completely sold, so I told him that was enough to not do it as far as I was concerned. Something like this shouldn't need to be just half hearted.

I was looking through the IndyStar classifieds and found a woman with a dog that I thought would be good for us. I called Zach and directed him to the page. I knew when he got there because I heard him say, "Aawwwww!" in the tone of voice that women reserve for babies. He said he wanted that exact dog that was in the picture.

This was a huge indication that it was the right move.

He told me to call the lady, see if it was a girl, see if she was still available, and where they were located. It was a girl puppy in the picture, she was still available, and the lady was 2min from Zach's work.

Later that afternoon, we went and got our puppy. She is a sweet little thing, and I have no complaints so far... except she is slightly smaller than our previous dog of 110lbs. Zach was just saying that he was a little disappointed that she was going to be a bit smaller than we wanted, but that made it ok to get another one...

new member

2010-11-06T05:08:00.000-07:00

I love how when you have a specific plan in mind, it will change into something completely different...

Birthdays

2010-11-05T07:22:00.000-07:00

Tristin's birthday was Tuesday and now he is a big boy 3yr old. If you ask him how old he is, he will say, "oh" and hold up an open palm. I have no idea what this means, but he is quite insistent. If you tell him that he is three, he will shriek, "I don't wanna be three!"

Maura will be 5 on Saturday. She is pretty sure she is going to 16 and wants to drive..... Not really sure we're quite ready for that adventure.

We are having a small family birthday diner on Saturday for them both. Tristin will be getting a Lightning McQueen cake. Maura will be getting cupcakes with 'eat me' written on them. I am also going to tie little tags with 'drink me' onto some tea cups, for a little Alice in Wonderland theme.

Just thought I'd let you know. I'll try to actually take pictures, and then really post them!

2010-11-03T00:00:00.000-07:00

We are seriously thinking about getting a dog. When I say dog, I really mean dog. The one we are looking at is a Havanese. They are a small-medium sized dog, 'hypoallergenic,' and low-no shed. This breed can run upwards of $1000 depending on where you look.

I found a woman about an hour away who has a 2yr old who she wants to breed, but needs to downsize her at home dog population. She is willing to give us a HUGE deal on her if we want to be co-owners.

I had never heard this before. Basically, we would own the dog, but when she is ready to breed, she would, and the lady would get the puppies - but if we wanted to, we could keep one.

I guess I am just sorting this all out and you get to also! We have discussed the pros and cons of it all, and the woman seems very nice and legit as you can assume over a couple of conversations. She talked about "The Lord," and seems very genuine.

Anyway, we have been praying about it and talking a lot. There probably isn't a new issue that we haven't thought of, but if you have any thoughts, please let me know!

answer

2010-10-27T05:51:00.001-07:00

Well the doctor appointment went very well. Almost all of Zach's fears were addressed and I was just relieved that he was finally getting some answers.

The doctor gave him a small Rx, and said he needed to try to relax about this. He also said that if his symptoms were still bothering him in a couple of weeks, he may need to have an ENT look at him, but we are praying this is the end of it.

Thank you so much for all of your support!

request

2010-10-25T08:05:00.001-07:00

Tomorrow Zach is going to the doctor. This is a big deal since he NEVER goes to the doctor. He has had a terrible sore throat/cold, and some other symptoms for a while now, and he is very worried about the reason he is sick.

Please pray that he has nothing more than a terrible awful cold/sinus infection and it will be completely treatable and he will feel better soon.

Thank you so much, and I will keep you up to date.

Almost a year

2010-10-11T00:00:00.000-07:00

It has been almost a year since Reptar came to live with us. Or more accurately, came to live in our closet. Like a squatter you have to put up with, he has been residing in the living room closet since last Christmas Eve.

Tristin is still terrified of him, and always has a very enthusiastic NO! to the occasional, "Do you want to get out your dinosaur?"

Reptar may have to go to the local dinosaur rescue soon...

Awkward, pt. 3

2010-10-06T05:52:00.000-07:00

Tristin is usually pretty happy to just play by himself. He loves to pretend and run around, and sometimes you wonder if he knows what is going on. You may have to call his name a couple of times before getting a response.

Maura on the other hand picks up everything. She always has. It's actually kind of creepy.

Anyway, the other day Maura asked how we get hamburger from cows. I gave a quick rundown on grinding up some meat along with fat.... She asked if the cow had to be dead to get the meat, and I replied yes.

She asked how the people killed the cow.

I asked her if she really wanted to know.

*a tiny side note, Maura is one of those children who when talking with them, you sometimes forget their true age. I am actually surprised when she acts like a 4 year old because she often times doesn't think or speak that way. So when I asked her if she really wanted to know, I temporarily forgot that she really doesn't know one way or another if she truly wants to know!*

Of course she said yes, so I told her that the cows are usually shot since it is quick and relatively painless for the cow. She went along her merry way, and it was no longer discussed.

Back to Tristin.

A few days after the above conversation, Tristin came into the kitchen where I was doing dishes. He stopped and said, "Mom!" He will continue to say my name over and over until I BOTH look at him and answer back. When I stopped what I was doing and answered, she said, "Mommy, cows die."

I said, yes, they do. He stood there a moment longer and then said, "Mommy, I don't want to shoot a cow."

When I told him he didn't have to, we was very happy and went back to killing whatever creature was destroying his cars and toy dinosaurs*.

*not reptar, of course

Awkward, pt. 2

2010-10-02T05:41:00.000-07:00

So we discussed Maura's baby question. Her next one was, "How does the baby get out of the mommy?"

Thankfully, I was ready for this one, and I do believe it is both an advantage and disadvantage.

Since Maura has a flair for the dramatic (this coming from aunts, grandmothers, and other influential people either by genetics or time spent together), I decided to answer her dramatically.

I told her that when she was born, the doctor had to take a very sharp knife, and cut open my tummy, gesturing to my lower abdomen, and cut her out! This was all said with much theatricality, and emphasis on the right words.

Her eyes were big and and she sat there. Then in what can only be described as a valley girl accent, she asked, "When the doctor cut me out, did I have blood on my arms, and on my legs, and in my hair?"

I told her yes, and she even had some in her lungs!

Oh the horror! She was so wrapped up in this and was again, completely satisfied with it.

Awkward...

2010-10-01T05:23:00.000-07:00

Maura has a way of asking questions that can be uncomfortable. Of course she has no idea that they are, but this is to be expected from children. "Where do babies come from?" was not how Maura asked this innocent yet standard question. She asked, "How does the baby get into the mommy's stomach?"

Thankfully she is a sucker for a long wordy answer (seriously, the more lengthy you can make an answer, the better and more satisfied she is), I took a moment to think to myself. I responded that a baby is not actually in a mommy's stomach, but a womb that starts out as a uterus. The baby gets there because a mommy has 23 chromosomes, a daddy has 23 chromosomes, and together that makes 46 chromosomes, and 46 chromosomes make a baby.

She was actually very happy with this answer and we haven't talked about it since. Although I have been thinking about my response when it does come up again.

Flesh-eating Bacteria

2010-09-27T06:06:00.001-07:00

We have had a lot going recently. Aside from just daily chaos, Zach went and got a flesh eating bacteria, so this weekend was nice. Not actually a flesh- eating bacteria, but nasty nonetheless.

We were supposed to go to the James Dean Festival in Fairmount on Saturday. Instead we took the kids to my parents at 7:50 and then went to a prompt care for Zach's arm. The infection was bad enough that his whole body was responding with flu symptoms. If you've ever had mastitis, then you know the feeling.

Anyway, it was an 'aggressive bacteria,' and I had to wash everything he had touched... So I did laundry all day Saturday, take care of Zach, plus try to fill the day for the kids, who were very disappointed about missing the festival. Seriously.

Zach is doing better, but still run down. I am still exhausted. Today I will be trying to get the house back into order after hole-ing up all weekend.

hats

2010-08-26T06:41:00.000-07:00

Here are the hats I finished over the last couple of days. Tristin really wanted a picture of himself in a hat, and I just couldn't say no...

knitting club, members: 1

2010-08-24T13:19:00.000-07:00

Lately I have been knitting a lot. Not only can it be productive in the way of fun, keeping warm, gifts, etc., but it really realxes me. I finished a wrap/shawl that was a lot of fun to do, and a hat that may end up as a Christmas gift for some poor unsuspecting family member. I like it anyway.

I am going to start a new hat, try to finish another one, and get a big, huge shawl done before it gets cold. I am super excited.

Controversy

2010-08-14T14:03:00.000-07:00

I am sure you have seen the Examiner button on the right side of my page. I have been doing a series on being prepared, and have started the last section of preparedness - defense.

I figured that I would have gun haters sending me e-mails and comments... I have actually had quite the opposite response. I have had people from all over telling me how happy they were to see this, and even offered some help.

One site mentioned was The Cornered Cat. I am in love with this site. If you have girlfriends who cannot understand the concept of carrying a gun, this would be a great place to show them. I haven't gotten the chance to go through it all, but so far it's great.

I was also contacted by a woman who is a trained NRA instructor in pistol and personal defense. She give classes, and has even written a pamphlet that is in conjunction with her class. she sent me a PFD of it, so if you'd like to borrow it, please let me know.

If you are still (for some reason) unsure on my firearm stance, you can read a previous rant that was publish a little ways back.

Soft in the Head

2010-08-03T07:59:00.000-07:00

*this may be offensive, however, you are not being forced to read it. it is my right to put it here, and your right to disagree*

Does anybody else fear for our future? I don't mean disaster, end of the world future. Our relatively normal life future. When I see a band of bored, undirected youth walking around, I shudder at the thought they they will be running things all too soon.

Why does it seem so hard to find a real man? And I'm not expecting a bunch of John Wayne cowboys to be sauntering around, but really. All of the political correctness, and let's not do/say/think that since it may hurt somebody's feelings, somewhere, at some point in time.

Since when is it wrong to have winners & losers in a game? Yes, we want our children to have fun, but if there is no winner, what is the point? I'm not a terribly competitive person, but come on.

Have you ever seen the tv show Yes, Dear? There is one episode where the dad gets all upset because at his son's elementary track & field day, everyone got a ribbon & nobody lost. While just a cheesy sitcom (but funny!), Zach and thought he made a great point. What will push you do better if there is no standard to meet?

And where are parents getting this idea? Yes, I hate when my children are hurt or sad, but welcome to life! I am not raising children - I am raising functional adults! Tough love is not only tough on the the receiver, it can be tough for the giver!

Anyway, want to know what started my little rant? Just a little book. I was going through this book looking for some new activities and came across a couple of games.

The first just seems plain stupid. Instead of Simon Says, it is called Silly Says. It is just like Simon Says, but the "leader isn't trying to trick anyone." Wasn't that the fun part of Simon Says? Otherwise you are just playing Follow the Leader.

The one that really burned my cheese - Hug Rover. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, HUG Rover. Just like Red Rover, but "this version is less boisterous and does not encourage aggression." Maybe so, but it does encourage the passing of germs and way too much physical familiarity. the last step - "Rather than trying to break through the line, the child stops when he arrives. The line gathers around and gives him a group hug."

A GROUP HUG! Well why don't we just go ahead & get our children spayed & neutered and then we can all just love, love, love till the cows come home! But then they wouldn't be able to have sex at 14, and no life direction, abandoning any sense of responsibility that the day care instilled in them. I would hate to deprive my children of that!

I am not encouraging violence in the least, but seriously? When in life do we get that drive to succeed, do better, want to fight for something worthy?

I am sure this not coming across as clear as I am thinking it, but I am so fed up with a lot lately, and you are the lucky people who get to see me rant... This is only one of the many things that go through my messed up head.

Ever see the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas?

The end

2010-08-03T00:00:00.000-07:00

The summer swim program is over. I am so burned out on it. It was a great experience, and I definitely learned a lot. However, I am ready for a break.

Speaking of breaks....

There were no real mishaps during the lessons all summer. I thanked God a lot for taking care of the children & instructors each day. Then came the last day.

If you know me at all, then you know that I don't have much physical grace. I am a huge klutz. Massive.

I was walking around the deck on the final day of lessons, not only doing the supervisor thing, but also lifeguarding, since both of mine were out. I completely ran into the set of stairs going into the water. Just walked right into them.

I smashed my toes at some point during this little battle with the steps, and almost fell right into the water. My arms flailed and I am sure it was a great show for the group of all of the parents watching.

Turns out, I believe I broke my toe. It hurts very, very much. All the way into my metatarsals. It hurts right now as I am typing! The picture doesn't do the bruising justice. And the bruising is spreading down closer to my foot. And please ignore my other fat, but unswollen toes, chipped polish, etc.

Earlier in the week I thought I broke some toes on the other foot because I jammed on the side when I was getting into the water. I just jammed them, but they aren't as pretty as this guy.

Cake

2010-08-02T10:25:00.000-07:00

My brother-in-law got married this Saturday. It was an incredibly small wedding. Including the bride & groom, there was a total of 29 people.

Upon hearing this projected number, I opened up my fat mouth a few months ago and offered to do the cake. I am so dumb.

I was more than happy to do it for them, and I am glad I was able to help out. However, it was a bigger job than anticipated. Since it was such a small gathering, a pretty cake for display wouldn't have been much to look at. We decided to do a fake cake, that could also be used at a later, larger reception in a few weeks, then just make a sheet cake to serve.

Here is the practice set-up the day before. Once at the wedding, there was a real tier of cake (for them to cut) between the top two tiers.

2010-07-26T06:21:00.000-07:00

I am so sorry that I haven't posted in almost two months... OK, I'm not that sorry.

We have been keeping busy with swimming, VBS, and just trying to keep the house not looking like a tornado hit it.

I will try to be more regular in posting, as well as get up some pictures.

I have also been getting our homeschooling stuff in order. That was exhausting. I think I have the grades pretty well separated, and now I must organize the plans down to a week/day schedule. We'll see how far I get before I have a mental breakdown.

As I was going through the teacher books I have, I came across a quote that keeps going through my mind. I am trying to hold on to it mentally when I get overwhelmed with the house, laundry, and day to day responsibilities. I hope you like it.

"It will be gone before you know it. The fingerprints on the wall will appear higher and higher. Then suddenly they disappear."
-Dorothy Evslin

Decisions

2010-06-02T18:06:00.000-07:00

So here are something that I should be doing instead of posting here...

1) Washing the sink & counter-ful of dishes that have been piled up for at least 2 days
2) Finishing the hanging baskets that go in front if the house - I have the stuff for almost a week
3) Posting an article on my Examiner.com page
4) Sewing some buttons onto one of Zach's shirts
5) Picking up my living room
6) Organizing swim lesson stuff since the new session starts Monday

But instead here I sit. I am trying to decompress and enjoy the downtime I do have, since I know I will have very little of it very soon. I do not have anything scheduled for tomorrow, so I am praying & hoping that I can get at least something done...

Pride

2010-05-28T06:23:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to take advantage of talking about my kids.

As a mother, I find myself trying to censor my child talk, especially when talking to those who do not have children. I am sure that I still talk about them a TON, but I wanted to brag a little today.

Tristin is 2 and a half. The boy will sit and do puzzles. Jigsaw puzzles. If I get him a new one, he dumps out the pieces and will try each on until it fits, going until it is complete. He will then do them over and over & study them. I am having to fight myself when shopping because I want to go buy up all the puzzles I can.

Maura does puzzles also. She started them and Tristin just kind of fell in line. While I love that she will concentrate on a puzzle as long as he does (but a bit more complicated one), I am proud of another accomplishment.

She has started sounding out words & spelling them... She may be a bit behind some brainy kids out there, but I haven't worked with her a whole lot, and it was just something she started doing all on her own. I can't do it justice here - you have to hear her do it.

Anyway, that's all. I mean, for now. There are a lot of things that my kids do that make me proud. I'll let you know some more soon. Until then, I'll leave you with Maura's proclamation from yesterday: (in a big booming voice)"And God said, 'Let the people have brains!'"

2010-05-25T18:23:00.000-07:00

So the May session is over. I am so relieved.

I had my lesson parents fill out a post-lesson questionnaire. While logically I am fine with everything said, and I know that the feedback will only make us better, it was still kind of hard to to take!

I was a little bit hurt. But, I channeled that into several (and still counting) posts on the swim blog. I am taking the comments & suggestions and addressing them. It makes me feel better, and hopefully then my readers will know that I am truly interested in how we are helping.

I also started thinking. Since this is MY thing, no affiliation with any organization and there is nobody else to answer to, I can do whatever I want.

heeheehee

I decided that while I still need to pray for calm through all of this, I have a new request for lessons.

I want to glorify God.

I have a swim blog that only I run, only I can access, and there is only me to oversee it. Imagine how many people I could reach. I don't plan on going on and spouting about hell fire, but I can put more of my faith into my work.

I am kind of excited.

Please keep this in mind if you find your self praying for me. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.

Prayer Request

2010-05-20T07:09:00.000-07:00

I have a very dear friend. She is incredibly sweet and kind. She is going through an extremely difficult situation and that has recently been compounded by more hardship. She is a Christin, as is her fiance.

Please pray for stability, comfort, peace, health, support and understanding for them.

Thank you

Neglect

2010-05-20T04:49:00.000-07:00

I know this blog has been neglected. Sorry.

Whew! I hate long, drawn out apologies. That was awful!

So, today is a big day for me. It is the last day that I will be babysitting. Well, on a regular basis anyway. I can handle a day here & there, but with home-school starting to loom in the distance, I don't know how to do it with Tristin, never mind another child.

Today is also the last day of our May session of swim lessons. I have been functioning on such a high level of stress, I actually may pass out when I get home tonight.

I have enjoyed the lessons. I am very happy to say that we still have two more sessions coming up, and I am still getting daily calls & e-mail about more students.

I can't remember how much I have told you about lessons. Basically, I ended up with a business that I never intended to have. Two days before registration, a miscommunication was discovered, and I was told that lessons were my thing. I thought I was merely a facilitator for our pool to host lessons. No, no, no.

So here I am with a business, employees and nobody to refer angry parents to but myself.

Hopefully the remainder of lessons will go as smoothly as the first days. Thank you for praying for me and the program. Please continue to do so.

I will try to be better about posting to you all!