I have discovered - shortly after Maura was born - that I am constantly saying things I really never pictured myself saying. Such as:
"Oh! He's naked on the table - I shoudl go take care of that!"
"We don't eat beads/paper/rocks/q-tips/ etc."
"Why is Don't Spill the Beans in the fridge?"
"Bye, bye, lobster."
Of course, there are many, many others, but I can't recall them all at this point.
What kind of odd things do you catch yourself saying?