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Showing posts with label Maura On.... Show all posts

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Jimmy Jacked Corn...

...and she don't care!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Maura On...

Getting a spanking:

"No! I don't want a swat! This will hurt!"

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Maura On...

What she wants to be when she grows up -

*ballerina
*florist
*car maker
*robot

Monday, April 20, 2009

Maura On...

Breaking "bad" news:

I hate to tell you this, mommy, but sometimes, in my room, there is a crazy ghost! And he's a lion, and he eats fish...

**she went on like this for about 60-90 seconds and didn't stop at all

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Maura On...

Being put to bed:

Mommy! You can't leave me in here!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Maura On...

Bears:

Carnivores are bears, and they eat little people, little kids, and they like it because they are hungry. Then they poop and poop and poop.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Maura On...

Lions

"When they're really hungry, they eat cookies. When they eat their houses, they're really bad."

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Maura On...

Being in time out:

"Father?! Father?! Father, you can't keep me in here!"

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Maura On...

Being Big:

"She is a big girl. She has a scrape over her eye. I wish I had a scrape over my eye."

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Maura On...

Getting New Panties:

Now you can get me some bras!!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Maura On...

Pants-
I do not like pants, mommy.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Maura On...

Bed Time:

No, thank you.

Monday, March 9, 2009

The Duality of Maura

Here is Maura the Bible teacher...


And here is Maura the wicked witch...

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Maura On...

The Honking of Geese -
I do not like that. It is yucky and icky and slimy in my ears!