Reciept checker at Sam's Club (to Maura): Are you all ready for Santa?
Maura (straight faced): Santa isn't real.
Extremely stunned employee: silence. Well you'll have a fun time anyway. Did you already hang up your stockings?
Maura: No, we don't have a fireplace.
Very uncomfortable employee wishing we would leave already: Ok, well have a merry Christmas.
5 comments:
That is outstanding!!! Love that little girl:)
That's too funny! :) I'm glad that Scott can't tell people that we didn't put our tree up this year. In fact, I'm finding that I'm glad that Scott can't tell people a lot of things. I know that our time is coming though.
I can see it all playing out. And it's heeee-larious.
Love Maura.
HA! You truly have a one of a kind. :) You're so darn lucky.
Similar thing happened at our house when the mailman came to bring a package. Isaac and Christian ran to the door, the mailman said, "hey guys, you ready for Santa to come" Isaac: (confused and slightly frustrated with the mailman) "Santa isn't real" Mailman: "Then who brings your presents?" Isaac: "Well, it looks like you're bringing one right now."
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