Sunday, January 4, 2009

An Angry Day to Dance

Don't ask me what the title means. I do not know. Maura was drinking her OJ and said, "Whew! It was an angry day to dance!" I don't know what goes on inside her head, or where she gets the things she says, but it is amusing. Anyway, I thought I'd share some things from the Dictionary of Maura. This is not an exhausted list. Please bear in mind that some of these have been corrected, but we replace them with new!

Cousin: husband
Vitamin: beepin
Cream of Wheat: cream of wheap
Spaghetti: spetti
Goggles: gobbles
Deviled Eggs: doubled eggs
Grandpa: crapaw
Hot Pads: hot pans


Heidi Stone said...

Well, at least she's closer on the relationships than our kids (maybe)! They seem to think that all of my friends don't have husband but rather live-in fathers. They are always asking, for example, "Where's Mrs. DeHoff's dad?" (referring to Zach).

Ahhh, we get a kick out of them.

Laura said...

haha i still like Crapaw the best. poor rich.

today went really well...and those are honestly the best cupcakes ever. the one that i have tried is vanilla with butter cream icing. the other is chocolate. haven't tried it yet. but i will. probably tonight haha if i can ever figure out how to mail cupcakes i will...